Yes, I've been lax about posting on this blog as other projects have consumed me, but I just couldn't let Apple's collosal branding failure go unaddressed.
Within an hour of Apple's announcement yesterday, one of the top trending words on Twitter was iTampon, and it went downhill from there.
iPad. Really? Huh? Tilt head, and try to let that one sink in. Blink eyes a few times. iPad. Seriously?
iJust don't get it.
How could one of the world's savviest brands go so far off the ranch? How could they miss the iTarget, not by an inch, but by a mile? Did they finally get so big, and so bold, and so iArrogant that they forgot that an iProduct has to be iPositioned?
Gosh... iPad. Women hate it because of the iInference of something that has iInconvenienced them and iInterfered with their lives for years. Men hate it because it's an iFeminine product that most won't even iPurchase for their wives and girlfriends. But iDigress...
Let's start with what positioning is. Positioning is determining 3 things to find the niche of clients who are most likely to purchase services from you, then building an identity that is so attractive to those prospective customers that they wouldn't dream of purchasing anywhere else.
- First determine who your clients are. I mean the specifics about them; demographics, likes, dislikes, tenancies, pain, problems, etc.
- Next figure out what they get from you. By this I mean what need or desire your service will satisfy for them. (What's in it for them)
- Find out why these clients buy from you instead of your competition
Once you answer these 3 questions, you are ready to build a brand as your best clients see you. You can craft an image of yourself that is exactly as they want you to be, so they perceive you as the perfect solution. Only at this point can you most effectively name your company or product to appeal to those prospective customers. Anything else is premature and almost 100% guaranteed ego driven.
At this point Apple should have known who would be most likely to purchase this product. They should have looked at their position statement, which they had probably spent several hundred thousand dollars developing, and had a creative team come up with something that would appeal specifically to those most likely to purchase their tablet.
iPad. Seriously? Even all my iTech, iGeek friends, (and I use that word with the utmost iAffection,) are laughing about this one and have publicly iCriticized it. Those who will iPurchase it, will do so iRegardless of the iNaming iBlunder, but I'm betting that they might quickly find an iAlternative pet name for their new iToy. Nobody wants to say "iPad" out loud for fear of rolling iLaughter from all within iEarshot.
So what's the take-away here? Even a company as brilliant as Apple can make a colossal mistake. They seem to have forgotten the primary rule of branding: know your position and be true to it in all things. Some people will certainly buy this product, but how many others won't bother taking a look because of the negative publicity, the jokes, and the snide remarks? Can you afford to risk even a single customer by making such a mistake?
And finally, remember that your brand is what people perceive you to be, not how you perceive yourself. What you think doesn't matter, and no matter how cool Apple thinks this iPad is, if the public thinks it's an iJoke, it's iJunk.
by: Christine Pilch
Christine@GrowMyCo.com
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